Clean your kidneys... with DHANIYA

CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS IN LESS THAN Rs 1.00 Years pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt, poison and any unwanted entering our body. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs to undergo cleaning treatments and how are we going to overcome this? It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley (MALLI Leaves) KOTHIMBIR (DHANIYA)and wash it clean Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot and pour clean water and boil it for ten minutes and let it cool down and then filter it and pour in a clean bottle and keep it inside refrigerator to cool. Drink one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison coming out of your kidney by urination also you will be able to notice the difference which you never felt before. Parsley is known as best cleaning treatment for kidneys and it is natural!

Matter of Survival

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!

Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...


"Funny but true fact !!

A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ........
What do u say???????????

A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.


Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...

taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum... "KUWARE" ho…..
Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO

Why love marriage is better than Arranged????

B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".


Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,

mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.

A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''


Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."


Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!


Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai